Last night I went to check my email and found that someone had sent me a gift subscription to eharmony. I'm assuming that this is the same "friend" that signed me up for match.com, and if I ever find out who this person is, they might meet a violent end.
However, I decided to complete the questionnaire to see if my personality is anywhere near as snarky as I've been told, you know, since I didn't have a date that night or anything. I answered all 8 million questions as honestly as I could using that scale of 1-5 and read my profile. It was actually pretty much on the money.
Feeling like that might be a sign, I did a search for compatible males. Since I have fantasies of getting out of the US, I included Europe & Canada in the search and hit the button. I waited, and waited, and the screen finally came up.
Guess how many matches I got? Yes, that's it folks, ZERO. -- I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at the fact that I seem to be so "unique" that there is no one on three continents with a compatible personality.
Oh well, I'm OK with that. I can be the crazy lady with lots of little dogs that will be found dead a month after the fact.
12.27.2006
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