11.30.2006

Blind Date Goes Horribly, Horribly Wrong

So it's been months since I have been willing to date. Months I tell you.

But a friend of mine talked this one guy up so much (starting with, "He's gorgeous," not, "He's really nice.") & I finally acquiesced. We are talking about a guy who is handsome and successful, so I thought for sure that it would be a slam dunk.

Note: Some people emailed me to bitch about this last statement, saying I'm incredibly superficial. Well, that's only somewhat true. By successful, I meant "owns his own business, therefore must have a brain or two" NOT "potential sugar daddy." Just wanted to clear that up.

We met for a cocktail. He was gorgeous. Had his own business. Perfect, right? No. He's dumber than a stump. Conversation was nearly impossible. I seriously considered throwing myself into traffic to get out of this horrid date.

If I ever talk about going on a blind date before it happens, talk me down, I beg you.

Why is it so hard to find someone to make you laugh?

11.28.2006

12 Step Program for Fark?

I think that I need one, I really do. I keep the browser open all day and when I get a moment, what's the first thing I do? I check fark, to see what's in the news, to see what sort of snark is being flung about.

I admit it, I have a problem and I need help. Are there meetings somewhere?

You Would Think

That the reason I haven't posted in a while is due to the fact that I am so super fabulously busy & just don't have time. But, upon reading my brilliant post about my battle with mucus, you would quickly realize that is NOT the case.

Well, I am busy. I took at second job to supplement my income (once again, thank you college), so that takes up most of my waking time now. Wake up, go to work, leave work, go to work. It's all about the glamor baby, it's all about the glamor.

Spending my days in a stress-filled office then heading to a place where I have to wear a uniform and say things like, "My pleasure!" has really done a number on my mental self-image. It wasn't that great to begin with, but now I'm really confused.

Tonight I'm working late at the office, so I couldn't go to the other place. Although I'm losing major amounts of minimum wage, I'm kind of thankful.